bergen tech

brainless teens aka bee tea aka airplane jet fuel cancer inducing school!

“you have lung disease?”

“yeah the jet fuel finally got to me at bergen tech lolz”

by sovietslav89 February 2, 2021

Bergen Catholic

Bergen Catholic is the GREATEST high school in NJ. Its excellence is shown in athletic performance, academic achievements, and charity work. It makes all other high schools look like kindergarten.

Bosco kid: “hey are you gay like me?”
Bergen kid: “no I go to Bergen catholic”

by RealAmericanPatriot1776 January 30, 2023

bergenfield

THE FIELD is to Bergen County what the LES used to be to Manhattan. Big dicks, big hair, big attitude make this vibrant, boisterous, yet surprisingly well-heeled community easily recognizable from the rest of bland, uncharacteristic Bergen County. 167X, all aboard!

Hedge Funder from Wharton: I just closed on a unit in NoLiTa.

Colleague: Sucker, I just closed in Bergenfield. It's 20 minutes into the city and has an authentic New York flavor that Manhattan severely lacks, post-Giuliani administration. Next time you go back to the Midwest to collect rent check from daddy, why don't you stay there for good? Or might as well shack up in Franklin Lakes with the rest of your predictable cohorts, once your mail order bride has shipped in to hide the fact that you secretly want me to fistpound your ass. How'd you even get hired with this firm? I only hate you because you're too stupid to hate yourself.

by Lehman Brothers June 20, 2007

bergur

a bergur also known as the devil is the mortal enemy of tyrondor the god of the universe.

p.s he is also known as a red dwarf

fuck you bergur

by tyrondor February 1, 2018

Bergen County

The most gangsta county in New Jersey. If all of New Jersey's counties got into a fight, Bergen County would come out on top and own all. Where all the bitches got class, and no fat chicks. You come mess wit us, we gonna run yo ass over with a minivan and then buy you some ice cream at Dairy Queen just cause we roll like dat.

I was driving through Bergen County and i saw a black person, HOLY SHIT!

by Andrew and Evan May 10, 2006

Berglind

Berglind is a word used to describe female awesomeness or great knowledge

A: "I wish I was as clever as Amy she know's everything"

B: "I know! she's a total berglind!"

"I look up to Keesha she's so berglind

by upmalumpa135 May 4, 2011

Berghaus Jacket

The act of 2 males putting their penises in the same condom, simultaneously.

Mike: Sorry i cant, im meeting up with martin later.
Steve: I bet your gonna be wearing a Berghaus Jacket with him later!
Mike: Shutup Steve!

by 114-114 January 13, 2009