beetner

a lower form of a human being who loves macs, drives slow and never signals. A beetner will often offer to do slave labor for some form of reinforcement, even when it doesn't get it.

I didn't want my mountain dew, so beetner got it for me.

by Kelly Eilderts March 18, 2007

BeetleJuice Vacation

A BeetleJuice vacation is a vacation where your plans involve staying home and improving your house. Hopefully, unlike the Maitlands, you won't drive over the edge of a covered bridge.

Wow, you're so lucky to have off next week.
Yeah, but I'm so poor I'm just going to take a BeetleJuice vacation.

by BillyClubOrgan May 28, 2010

Beetamax

An Old school entertainment device, invented in the 1970's along with other whack stuff like the Abacus. It was a Loud Video Cassette that the whole street could hear in the machine. Was replaced by the VHS.

Anthony: Did you hear Kev Mac rewinding a porn clip from Benidorm on his Beetamax last night?

Quinthorp: Ha ha... the Beetamax is such a loud functional device... of course I heard it

by Nigel Fact Bookman July 30, 2011

Beet-er Late Than Never Burger

A specialized burger that's served with beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beet-er Late Than Never Burger, it's served with beets!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

buzzy beetle

A little black beetle that apears in super mario and luigi games that is usually an enemy.

To kill a buzzy beetle you must step on it (just like any other cockroach) but yuo must also get rid of its hard protective shell,which can be used as a weapon to kill turtles,and fishes among other things.

by uhhh.... December 9, 2008

Roxas beetle

Roxas beetles are the group of insects with the largest number of known species.contains more described species than in any other order in the animal kingdom, The roxas beetle is about 95% of all known noobs.1 95% of all described n00b species are beetles (about 350,000 species1), and new species are frequently discovered. Estimates put the total number of species, described and undescribed, at between 5 and 8 million.

(Fuck thats alot of n00by beetles)

Roxas beetles can be found in almost all habitats, Like Counter-Srike: Source nonsteam servers. They interact with their ecosystems in several ways. They often feed on bomb kills and fluke kills.Some species are ban of people who say he is a beetle including sank and wonderwall. Certain species are agricultural pests, such as roxas.

Flint: Fuck off roxas you dam beetle.
Roxas: I'm not a beetle.
*The Roxas beetle bans flint*

by Wond3rWalL January 7, 2009

Let’s kill da hoe beetch

A jojo eord from Jojo’s bizarre adventure:diamond is unbreakable
Or

Jojo no kimyou na bouken:diamond wa kurekinai

Koichi:do that again
Echos act 3:let’s kill da hoe beetch

by HarukiMurakami September 24, 2020