Baltimore

I'm a born and raised baltimoron and i'm damn proud of it, but let's get a few things straight hon- we have an accent mainly with our famous "Baltimore O", if you don't eat blue crabs just leave and if you don't know what a chicken box is then you haven't lived oh and it's natty boh not national bohemian, you beg your mom to buy berger cookies becuase we all know they are the shit! we stand by out O's no mattter what kinda season they're having and then there's purple fridays where the the city's pretty much painted purple. we call every one hon and we b'lieve. we "warsh" our clothes and "sharr" in "wooder"! oh and this fine city is Balmer not bal-ti-more and it's in "murlin'. we go down nee ocean (with the baltimore O). we live in rowhouses and we put emphasis on the O in the star spangled banner. We embrace the beehive hair and decorate with pink flamingo's. we put old bay on everything and 95 connects you to everywhere. if you cut us off you get the horn and we cuss you out. we hate the steelers and yankees and that will never change. we're obnoxious and we love to party, but that's what makes us the best!

"i'm from balmer hon"
"do you mean Baltimore?"
"yea hon, balmer!"

by baltimoronHON95 August 27, 2011

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The Park School of Baltimore

The most awesome school like, in the entire universe.

"Where do you go to school?"
"I go to The Park School of Baltimore"
"oh"

by Charles Schwarma April 19, 2010

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Baltimored

To observe the act or aftermath of some kind of injustice.

Dude, I can't go on the ride because I woke up to find out that my bike had been Baltimored last night!

by wallyTour August 10, 2009

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charlie baltimore

used in the military, it means to be a cock blocker.

Man 1:Dude, I cant belive Dan would move in on that girl i was talking to.

Man 2:I know he's such a charlie baltimore!

by Zeal1 April 28, 2008

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Baltimore Gatorade bath

An event in which an NFL team dumps the cooler of Gatorade on its coach after a regular season win, well before a division or playoff spot is locked up. This term was coined after Baltimore Ravens players gave coach John Harbaugh a Gatorade bath after winning a regular season game in Pittsburgh in week 8 of the 2011 season. It was their Super Bowl.

Harbaugh was also given a Baltimore Gatorade bath after the Ravens defeated the San Francisco 49ers a few weeks later; a team coached by John's brother, Jim.

Holy crap! We beat a team who has owned us for years! This calls for a Baltimore Gatorade bath!

by there's money in the banana st December 23, 2011

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