Alabama Baptism

The act of dedication on another's face, usually intentionally, and taking gleeful pride while doing so.

Pucker up, Cutiepie; you're about to experience your first Alabama Baptism.

by Stetson Tate March 29, 2020

Tallahassee Baptism

A Tallahassee Baptism is a northern Floridian saying when you body slam someone in shallow waters, or a rain puddle, usually knocking the wind out of them. A Tallahassee Baptism usually occurs when alcohol is involved.

Man, I’m so drunk, let’s give Brad a Tallahassee Baptism and laugh while he catches his breath

by Floridian2109 June 26, 2020

anal baptism

When you pour holy water down someone’s ass and they fart it onto a baby

Bro are you going to the anal baptism tomorrow?
Nahhh, I got mine regular baptized

by Slurp_slurp69 December 2, 2020

Acid Baptism

The act of tripping on large doses of Acid and having a spiritual awakening that causes an out of body experience and constipation.

Oh man. this has been a weekend like no other. My Acid Baptism has caused me to rethink my existence and yours.

by Laura Britt June 23, 2021

Bitter batista

Someone who swings their arms fast in VR

Holy shit did you see that bitch Bitter Batista?

by Jayne Doew November 23, 2021

A batista

Lifting unimaginably heavy weight like it’s a bag of feathers

*deadlifts 495* Yo dude I just pulled a batista

by Aj_theboi December 1, 2021

dashan baptism

dashan is such a nerd and he gets no tings, he is unknown

"did u hear about that Dashan baptism kid, ughh, he's such a nerd

by kbandzzzinoo January 21, 2022