Russian Bathroom

When communists from North Korea escape to Russia to borrow their bathrooms.

Danal: Where should we go?
Priest: Let’s go to the Russian Bathroom!

by Tuxedo Falcon October 23, 2019

bathroom man

Someone you meet in the bathroom

Guy 1: Have u met the bathroom man

Guy2: who the fuck is that

Guy1: someone you meet in the bathroom

Guy2: oh yeah lmao

by Thatdudefromtarget April 27, 2022

bathroom lord

A bathroom lord is someone who claims, and or stays in the bathroom to long

"Chloe is such a bathroom lord, all she does is put on her make-up."

by Disco Anus May 1, 2014

[bathroom stalling]

The act of going into a bathroom and not actually using the toilet or urinal,just killing time.Done so you dont look like an idiot in public,but an idiot in private.

God my sister took forever!
I was bathroom stalling for like 45 minutes,i was bored out of my ass.

by Davion Williams February 24, 2009

Bathroom Bacon

When you use the public restroom and you notice the hand-drier has three pieces of bacon going into a pair of hands.

"Hey did you ever notice that the hand-drier instructions are: PRESS BUTTON RECIVE BACON," "Bathroom Bacon all right!!!"

by LOLZER828 February 13, 2009

blessing the bathroom

The act of gracing the man's throne. Granting a blessing to a bathroom with one's feces. Several splashes have to occur in order for this term to be used.

Wife: "OH MY GOD. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED HERE?!"
Husband: "What is it, honey?"
Wife: "It smells terrible in here! Like a mixture of a dead skunk, bird shit, and spoiled milk! And there's toilet water all over the seat!"
Husband: "Oh. That. That's just the results of me blessing the bathroom. I advise you to not step foot in there for the next two hours."

by Nappets October 8, 2011

Bathroom Bombing

The act of entering a public bathroom (most commonly a school bathroom), and destroying the absolute shit out of it. Can be taken literally or metaphorically. Acts of destruction include but are not limited to, throwing small baby carrots at people taking a shit in the stall, Mario punching the ceiling tiles, punching the soap dispenser and stealing the soap, pissing in a bag and leaving it there, clogging the toilet with toilet paper, taking the whole ass roll of toilet paper and running out of the bathroom leaving a huge trail (don't get caught), and throwing loud poppers. Its imperative you don't get caught or else it doesn't count.

Nick: "Holy shit guys, you know what time it is?"
Josh: "BATHROOM BOMBING TIME!"
Nick: Proceeds to Mario punch the shit out of the ceiling tiles

by HoboJoe27 January 27, 2020