bastard house

any place that has its doors open past midnight

After midnight I drove past the gas station and noticed some skirts leaving this bastard house.

by cordygo2helll January 1, 2010

Prick Ass Bastard

A Sarcastic pain in the ass who gives everyone a hard time. Also, has the ability to turn any phrase heard into a sexual comment. Name given to me, Thanks Jill!

That Prick Ass Bastard turns everything I say into something sexual. What a pain in the ass.

by pstage August 4, 2007

little bastard

a little bastard is a term of endearment reserved for the offspring a couple that loves each other deeply.

awww look at the little bastard

by elmo the super boyfriend May 30, 2010

Bastardaciousness

to be a bastard with such flair that people cannot help but admire you.

Kyle, showing a level bastardaciousness he didn't know he possessed, refused to have any of Chloe's milkshake. Even though it was better than everyone else's.

by slitterpuff February 28, 2009

bastard flaps

The labia of a promiscuous woman. Can also be used to generally describe skanky, undesirable pussy-lips.

"Man, I went out with this girl last night, and she had a pair of bastard flaps on her."

"I hate it when a girl forgets to clean her bastard flaps"

by smokythebandit June 1, 2014

BasedCaden

Caden is a very, very based person. He loves to call Eric based, but yet, he is a fool for being based himself. He is also mega gay, like super-mega gay, like having a date with 4 gay men type of gay. He likes KFC, and he when he grows up he wants to be Colonel Sanders, loves Dairy Queen, and is a McDumbass. When he is near, beware, for he might eat you.

His name stands for:

C ock
A nd
D ick
E njoyer
N ice

"BasedCaden? What are you doing with that McDonald's pickle?"

"... hehehhe ... gay ... food ... KFC ... yumyum"

by JG Sworder January 20, 2022

Poor Bastard Society

A group of men whose lives are made miserable by work/chores and decisions forced upon them by their wives.

After Matt's wife picked out his clothing for the day she "suggested" that he go clean the pool before accompanying her to shop for shoes. Matt wondered if there was a local meeting of the Poor Bastard Society this evening at the country club bar.

by Vivalicious January 4, 2010