Ultimate Balloon Deflation

When a male shaves his pubic area, and believes that cold water will help prevent razor burn. He then turns his shower on and sets it to as cold as it can get and holds the shower head at the most 3 inches from his penis and testicles for at least 10 seconds. Once the cold water is shot on his penis and testicles he watches his privates contract to his body for warmth. Eventually, the contracting leads to an ultimate pain, where the male's testicles feel like they are going to explode.

"Yo so I was chilling out by myself and I thought i would clean up downstairs. I tried to water my cactus patch, to prevent the burn but the only thing i got out of it was ULTIMATE BALLOON DEFLATION. Ouch."

by Woofles January 15, 2006

South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride

The act of farting in a girls pussy by wrapping her vagina lips around the asshole of a gassy friend.

After a night of eating too many sloppy joes and hearing constant bitching from his wife, Andrew finally agreed to give Sarah the South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride she always wanted.

by FlipDogBoy February 22, 2011

cock sock water balloon

After sex you pass out with a condom still on. You forget about the condom then go to take a piss. Then rubber fills up with hot nasty post-sex piss. Now you've got a very dangerous situation on your hands

Jane: Whats this mess all over the bathroom floor?

Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.

Jane: Im breaking up with you.

by SGT. Birdfeeder January 1, 2012

BalCo

An abbreviation for a county of Maryland surrounding most of the city of Bawlmurr (Baltimore) filled with wiggers and preppies that is completely useless except for its reputation as a "hotbed" of lacrosse and the vast sea of wiggers.

The kids there think they have money, but that's only because they've only been exposed to Bawlmurr city.

Unlike HoCo and MoCo, no one really lives in McMansions and a garage of European luxury cars. Everyone is either slightly above the poverty line or just plain middle class.

When the kids grow up they get exposure to other parts of Maryland, they realize they're either really white trash or their daddy couldn't hack it in MoCo and HoCo so he settled on BalCo to avoid Bawlmer.

We might not be as rich as MoCo or HoCo but we know we're better than them.

Towson, Parkville, Perry Hall, White Marsh, Rosedale, Essex, Dundalk, Randallstown, Pikesville, Woodlawn, Catonsville.

Person A: Where are you from?
Person B: MoCo.
B: aren't you from MoCo too?
A: nope buddy, I'm from BalCo homie.
B: BalCo? the hell is that?
A: Baltimore County, that's right, all you MoCo kids bow down!

by BalCo April 9, 2006

balloon knot

character on Bubba the Love Sponge show, on Sirius Satellite Radio

"Balloon Knot... I love you in a non-faggot way."

by heynow22 May 6, 2006

North Dakota Hot Air Balloon

When a male farts into his lover's mouth while pinching her nose shut right after she exhaled.

Carol, make me a sandwich before I give you a north dakota hot air balloon.

by tehaudistarr February 21, 2008

balgowlah

A very dangerous suburb on the southern fringe of the northern beaches. Known for its gangs, drug dealings, drive bys, graffiti and other gangster related activity. Balgowlah Heights is inner suburb of Balgowlah which is widely recognised as more "ghetto" than Compton itself.

We were walking through Balgowlah the other day an ma mate got fuckin' shanked ay.

by yinglejingle September 4, 2006