Baronet

A man achieving a level of achievement higher than expected (or deserved) in the sense of sexual conquest, employment or life in general.

The term originates from the British hereditary title of honor reserved for commoners.

Ken: "Did you see those two chicks Sean brought home last night?!"

Joe: "Yeah man! Identical twin models!"

Ken: "Holy shit son! He is The Baronet!"

by Jonathan Roundtree December 15, 2012

Balonge

1. Someone very slow on the up take.
2. Unaware

3. Socially inept

Dude, move! You big balonge!

Only a balonge could say that

by Unaware May 28, 2013

baconess

Female connoisseur of bacon

When he saw that his girlfriend not only cooked breakfast, lunch and dinner with bacon but also used bacon home-and-body fragrances, Josh knew he had found a true baconess and must keep her at all costs

by Spiritedvision September 13, 2013

Blonear

When your about to get a blow job bit cum instantly without being touched

Chris almost got a blow but then he bloneared

by Jernaaaaa January 15, 2017

ballnesia

When ones ballsack sticks to your legs.

Do you have Ballnesia?

by JCCCCKKKKKKKKKK December 20, 2017

bloneamene

A Fake,lier,rude,person that change after years of friendship or relationship

My friend is becoming a bloneamene

by Cashed in $$$$$ February 14, 2018

balongany

A far long slong for guys

Excuse me sir but you have a big balongany

by Jesusbro May 18, 2018