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backseat badger

A backseat badger is someone who gets frequently banged in the backseat wether it is their own car, their parents’ car, or their hook up’s honda civic
Ryan: yo, I never knew clarissa was such a Backseat Badger.
Todd: Yeah she’s banged in the backseat with the whole football team
by Ronald Ayum June 16, 2023
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backseat are my favourite

On our first date she told me "backseat are my favourite"
by Onlinegypsy June 26, 2024
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Backseat Boyfriend

Someone waiting for you to dump your shitty boyfriend so they can treat you better
Ryan has been such an awful partner lately, I think you need a backseat boyfriend
by Caytain January 6, 2022
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backseat splash and dash

Enter an automatic car wash with your partner in the passenger seat. Once in the car wash proceed to jump in the backseat and fuck, but finish and be back in the front seat by the time the car wash is over.
Her: “Babe I’m feeling filthy. What do you want to do?”
Him: “How about the Backseat Splash and Dash?”
by MilSaint May 3, 2018
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backseat friend

The one that is always just there, they get invited but they are more of an extra in the background or… in the backseat. Mutually known but gets left out, doesn’t really know why they tag along.
There is a duo in this trio, why am I even here I am just the backseat friend.

I like hanging out with them, they keep each other entertained and I just get to stare at a tree or something, the backseat friend :)
by Batman055 February 3, 2025
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backseat gelato

Backseat Gelato is when you're tapping someone from behind, and you glaze them with a nice soft-serve dollop between their cheeks as you finish. Ideally preceded by "I hope you're hungry... ".
"Heard you were up camping by the lake with your girl this weekend. Did she finally let you tap that?"

"Hell yeah, we were at it half the night edgin' and when I finally blew I gave her a helping of backseat gelato!"
by Saeryf January 19, 2022
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backseat shotgun

Backseat shotgun: when man's cum shoots out of the women's nose while giving head in the backseat of a car.
When Jon's cum shot out of Angie's nose while giving head in the back of his Prius, Jon stuck his head out of the sunroof and shouted, "backseat shotgun!"
by Ace Hoodwacker March 27, 2025
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