#1 "
Double bag those cokes so they don't break on me"
#2 Bagger - "Here let me help you
with that ma'am"
Customer - "No I like my stuff bagged a certain way"
#3 Manager - "Go help him with his stuff"
Bagger - "Nah. Mans a backseat bagger, he glares at me anytime I try to help"