lay the bacon

To give hard dick to a girl usually during sex.

Bruce said he was going to lay the bacon when he fucks me tonight.

by Bucklicious August 11, 2017

Slappin’ no bacon

Anything cool basically

Bro, that food was good asl shits was Slappin’ no Bacon

by TrottSavvy January 12, 2019

big mac bacon

Not a big mac, ruined by bacon

person 1: Hey you seen that new big mac
person 2: What the one with bacon?
person 1: Yeah
person 2: That is not a big mac the structural integrity has been ruined by the bacon and now there is a squashed burger... with bacon... and sauce
person 1: so a big mac bacon?

by El spancho February 13, 2019

Bacon Sexual

Sexually attracted to bacon. Only bacon.

Erica: How do you feel right now?
Alex: I feel bacon sexual

by Swag bacon November 6, 2014

baconeggandcheese with no bev

The worst sin a man can ever commit. It is the universes number 1 unwritten rule. Baconeggandcheese with no bev is like having a cheeseburger wit no cheese, its like having a dried ass popeyes biscuit with no form of liquid consumption right after. If you order a baconeggandcheese wit no bev, sleep with one eye open. It is the most inhuman and disgusting thing you can possibly order. People who have a baconeggandcheese wit no bev will be the downfall of the human race and have been proven by my fantastic psychological skills that these people inherit atleast 3 neurological disorders including schizophrenia, Alzheimer’s, and cerebral palsy. I conclude my argument.

NYC enthusiast: yo bro what u want me to order for you.
Random kid: get me that baconeggandcheese.
NYC enthusiast: alright cool, what bev you wan-
Random kid: no bev.
Nyc enthusiast: wait what?
Random kid: I said no bev.
Nyc enthusiast: y- your joking right? (Chuckles lightly)
Random kid: Nigga, I said no bev.
Nyc Police: FREEZE! YOU ARE UNDER ARRESTED FOR HAVING A BACONEGGANDCHEESE WITH NO BEV! *shoots civilian 20 times in the chest*

by Bigassballs69 May 6, 2022

backordered

n. Not in stock but some more are coming; aka: you're going to keel over before they actually get it in stock because they have your money already and don't give a shit if you get the product.

Those bitches at amphotoworld.com said my camera was in stock but it was actually backordered.

by BenAkaTjaden July 8, 2005

Making bacon

Slang for having sex.

Paul and Sally were making bacon.

by TonyTheSkunk March 13, 2004