Worst men around. They are liars, cheats, users and abusers. Toxic bachelors are expert players and will always lie to women and to whom ever to get what they want. They will often use the same pick up lines and rely heavily on their looks and fake charm to attract women. Extremely shallow and only care about physical appearances. Toxic bachelors are typically good looking, well dressed and are usually salesmen. They usually travel in pairs and refer to each other as dude.
Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in the Wedding Crahers, Vince in Swingers, any Vince Vaughn movie character is a toxic bachelors.
by Flossy Flew May 2, 2006
Get the toxic bachelor mug.To bashir is to vanish completely leaving little trace of your existence and remain awol! But care must be taken to do it unexpectedly in the blink of an eye, and to never contact those in the pre-bachiring life
Person a: Have you seen James recently?
Person b: No, he bachired, but oh wait, you wouldn't have known that.
Girl: Hey I heard from Jase yesterday, he called me up.
Girl 2: Wow and there I was thinking he had bachired.
I'm sick of that group, maybe I should bachir them?
Person b: No, he bachired, but oh wait, you wouldn't have known that.
Girl: Hey I heard from Jase yesterday, he called me up.
Girl 2: Wow and there I was thinking he had bachired.
I'm sick of that group, maybe I should bachir them?
by larojita May 12, 2011
Get the bachir mug.A Stupid Reality Show, Just Takes Female Stupidity To A Whole New Level. Bimbos, The Lot Of Them :D.
by NoNameDefintion January 13, 2011
Get the The Bachelor mug.When a male keeps fucking other women but he won't marry them and he has a lot of women in his house
Jerry has salicia, ebony, aaliyah, and bonitta in his house and fucks them all but won't have a real relationship with at least one of them... He is a chronic bachelor
by Nana_kali May 4, 2015
Get the chronic bachelor mug.A male who turned 35 years old or is at least 35 years old and has never married or had children. They usually are men who enjoy being single.
Joe: Hey, Hector, you're 36 years old and you never got married?
Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.
Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.
by txmx April 4, 2006
Get the Certified Bachelor mug.by Lolnutcracker November 23, 2016
Get the Bachka mug.Food that is easily prepared, has enough vitimins and minerals to preserve life, and cheap to buy.
Cause most single guys living alone are poor and/or lazy but still need to survive.
Cause most single guys living alone are poor and/or lazy but still need to survive.
A great example of bachelor chow is cerial, $4 buys you 5-8 meals..just add milk..or not.
Also KD and hot dogs among many others.
Also KD and hot dogs among many others.
by Danny B December 17, 2005
Get the bachelor chow mug.