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breast reduction

A surgery by which a woman who is encumbered or otherwise hurt (physically or emotionally) by the size of her breasts may find relief. There are at least 3 different surgical methods for breast reduction. The Anchor, No Vertical Scar, or "Lollipop". Breast reduction healing is relatively painless and quick, and the majority of the time the woman is VERY pleased. It is well known that Breast Reduction patients are the happiest of all plastic surgery patients.
Mary is so much happier and more confident now that she's had a breast reduction.
by Dddddddd September 28, 2005
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Beats by Dr. Dre

A crap pair of headphones. See Bose.
"I got some Beats by Dr. Dre headphones. Man do I regret this."
by Lasagna Feet December 21, 2008
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janet jackson's breast

a breast that was plainly exposed to national television at the Superbowl HalfTime Show
Janet Jacksons's breast had a nipple ring.
by laurie February 2, 2004
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breast size

(Noun)
The dimensions or magnitude of a female's breasts. Because breast size is considered important in assessing someone's attractiveness, and because it is sheer impossible to measure, it is the subject of immense speculation by both heterosexual men and women themselves.

For simplicity's sake, we usually talk about bra size. Bra sizes consist of a number, indicating the length of the band, and a letter, indicating the volume of the cups. Most men don't bother about the number and just focus on the letter instead. AA stands for really small breasts, whereas D, DD, E, F, and so forth signify there's a LOT of weight on a girl's shoulders. The letters, however, are misleading, because the cup sizing moves along with band sizing. The volume of 30F boobs is actually the same as those of 34DD or 38C.

That's why practical men have moved on to more natural indicators of size. A handful is one of the most used measurements because it is both personal (your hand size) and universal (we all have hands).

An additional obstacle is the fact that you only seldom get to see someone's naked breasts, and that the true size is obscured by nifty contraptions known as bras. A good push-up bra can get a lady with A cups to show off cleavage, whereas a minimizer bra does the exact opposite for someone who has big breasts.

Another but related concept is breast shape.
Sam: "That girl's a ten in my book."
Dimitri: "With her breast size? No way. I like a handful, and that's not even half a handful."
Sam: "Her breast size, what do you mean? I'm pretty sure those are fine B cups."
Dimitri: "Don't be fooled by that bra, Sam."
Sam: "Honestly, though. Nothing wrong with her cute lil bosom."
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
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breast

breasts,boobs,tits,breasticles,jugs,magumbos, melons, grapefruits, mosquitos, ..... there all the same thing....

thses are part of a woman. men wish they had them,woman with big boobs want small ones,and woman with small boobs want big ones...

its a nasty cycle.
man: damn she got some big tits and i mean big
by Fluffles and Hazley March 1, 2005
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breaism

the act of being the divider/bumper in a social unrest
Dude, her breaism is really helping me not punch Sam in the face.
by yes123456 June 22, 2010
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beats my meat

a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation
danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri?
siri: beats my meat
by white firecracker April 20, 2017
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