break the seal

When a person who is drunk pees for the first time since being drunk. After they "break the seal" they feel like they have to pee every 5 minutes.

After breaking the seal, Molly had to wait in line for the bathroom 10 times that night. (break the seal.)

break the seal by breakstheseal December 19, 2007

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break the plain

shitting enough to actually create a pile of shit that protrudes the water level (i.e. breaks the plain) in a toilet

I haven't shit for three days, I am definitely going to break the plain.

break the plain by Piggy Puff February 14, 2008

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Break the Dam

When under the influence of alchohol, breaking the dam is the first urination of the night, where after the liquid inside you flows constantly and leads to you constantly urinating throughout the binge.

Oh man, im gonna have to go break the dam.

Break the Dam by Mr. Badun November 28, 2009

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Break-up Ice cream

The gallon of ice cream a female often indulges in, typically all in one night, after having conflicts with the opposite sex.

"Last night I had my break-up ice cream at one o clock in the morning again...I hope i didn't gain any weight."

Break-up Ice cream by icecreamgirlx3 April 26, 2010

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Break Fat

When somebody takes a giant shit after eating lots of corn and red food-coloring, blends it in a blender with Gorilla Glue, broken glass and wood chips, then packs it into a hypodermic needle and injects it into their body where the most fat is found, waits for 20 minutes and has a friend get a steel baseball bat and hit the said area as hard as possible in a single swing.

"Dude, I got so horny yesterday that me and Jill had to break fat!!"

Break Fat by Ibrokefat October 4, 2011

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Break up

Ariana grande wants you to break with your girlfriend because she's bored AF

Sam: hey jenny can I tell you something?
Jenny: sure Sam!
Sam: let's break up
Jenny: WHAT? WHY!
Sam: Ariana Grande's bored

Break up by I AM SARCASM July 17, 2020

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break down

Used in the DMV to tell someone to give the person saying it some of what the other person has. Normally said as a statement.

A: *walks in with fries w/mambo sauce*
B: Aye son where you get them fries?
A: Fu Kang up RI Ave.
B: For real? Break down!

break down by KayCee25 July 31, 2009

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