BONK

To hit something, often on the head.

*BONK*
Owwwwwwwww

by anonymous March 12, 2022

Bonking

Making oneself enraged targeted at the aggressor personally.

Furious mad

Man you’re really bonking me off!

by Epic Publishing June 14, 2020

Bonk

Used when a person, mostly in the VTuber world, commits an act that is considered inappropriate, displeasing, wrong or in a wholesome case, playful.

As stated before, It can be used a form of admiration for being horny to a VTuber by not “looking respectfully.” Then proceeds the “Bonk” from them.

VTuber: Your looking at the accessory withing the area specified? Not the somewhere else that may or may not... You know... led you a stray?

Viewer: “Looking Respectfully.” Eye Emoji

VTuber: Suuurrreee... If you say so... Wait. What's that? Booba? Thighs? Armpits? Looks like I'm going a bonking spree. Step right up, you degenerates.

by TeamateNumberZero August 31, 2021

BONK!

To hug or to be hugged

Hey sis bonk! love ya

by Wolffame April 30, 2021

Walker Bonk scale

The walker bonk scale is a medical scale from 0-100 on how hard someone has been hit on the head by someone or something else.

“Doctor he’s been hit on the head with a tyre iron” “ what’s the level of impact nurse?” He’s a 37 on the walker bonk scale.. only slight deformation of the skull” “ send him straight to the bonked specialist” “right away”

by Gary the bonk specialist March 18, 2020

Bonk

Bonk is a word often used by the Scout from Team Fortress 2. Bonk! Atomic Punch and Bonk! Crit-a-Cola are a type of energy drink that Scout is known to drink.

Heavy: Where is little man now?
Scout: Yo, what’s up?
Heavy: Huh-
Scout: BONK! *hits Heavy with bat*

by Nines_RK900 June 4, 2020

Get Bonked

A phrase that is said when somebody is hit on the head.

Person 1*Gets punches in the head
Person 2* Who hit them “Get Bonked!”

by NobakePancake September 6, 2020