Blago

slang for something obviously fucked up or excessively corrupt in an brazen manner. This term stems from the name of the most recent governor to find himself embroiled in scandal, Governor Blagojevich

I can't believe he tried to Blago me. That is straight Blago. Who should we Blago next? I'm going to Blago that bank and walk away with millions. The company Blagoed its shareholders.

by I-Roc December 20, 2008

Blagojevich

To torpedo your own political career.

Boy, he really Blagojeviched his campaign.

by Bosco56 December 19, 2008

blaggot

A person who is both black and a faggot

We discovered in the poconos that CB is a big blaggot!

by Tech Money May 14, 2005

blagability

Derivation of blag, defines the probability of a blag being acheived, often expressed as a percentage

That piece of work had a blagability factor of .67

by Rob The Shark Smith December 6, 2004

blageys

A niggers penis that changes color depending on the weather.

For fuck sakes, my blageys is acting up. Must be a storm coming.

by Brandon Turner July 8, 2009

blagged

To steal/rob off with something or somewhere

Bullet Tooth Tony: "Someone blagged bricktops bookies last night"
Random American Wanker: "Tony, for christs sake you invented the language, speak english"
Bullet Tooth Tony: "Blagged, means robbed innit"
from Snatch

by Taylor January 24, 2005

sager blager

This is a rather obscure expression from someone's childhood invention of their own language. Not only does it rhyme, it also and sounds sort of like when someone mumbles and the sound can remind one of a shoulder shrug.

It's literal translation is "I don't know."

It can also me used as a distraction device when trying to get out of admitting wrongdoing because the two-word phrase itself sounds so bizarre as to throw off your interrogator.

It can be very effective used in a "broken record" or, more modernly, as a "scratched CD" fashion

Mom: Who took all the cookies from the cookie jar?
Tom: Sager Blager.
Mom: What is that supposed to mean, smartypants?
Tom: Sager Blager.
Mom: Can you speak Enlish, PLEASE?!!?
Tom: Sager Blager
(Mom proceeds to violently spank Tom.)

by Brent R.K. January 20, 2007