bestie bitch

people who use bestie in every sentence

the personification of the gen z hospital skit

1: hey bestie in the bathroom rn farting his cum out of my asshole

2: stfu such a bestie bitch

by qunank May 17, 2021

special besties

one step up from besties. two (or more) people, often of the same sex, who have an ambiguously romantic “friendship”. they usually engage in “platonic” physical affection or have a married couple like dynamic.

these kind of relationships in media tend to be related to queer coding or queerbaiting.

are sarah and olivia, you know, special besties? they seem REALLY close.

by tswizzlesbitch13 May 26, 2021

MJ Bestie

When your best friend (aka bestie) is called MJ (like in Mary Jane or Mickael Jackson). They have the purest of souls, will light you up when your life is dark, are the prettiest of persons, and most of all, they will be the utmost pinnacle of best friends. Remember to get to know them well and care for them, and life will be as fun and fulfilling as it can be!

Person 1: "So who's that pretty girl over there?"
Person 2: "Oh, that's MJ Bestie. She's such a great friend!"

by cataplexy July 10, 2023

Bestiest Bestie

Better than besties obvi. Always talking together. Always have your back. Always always make up. LOVE fighting each other. Tell each other EVERYTHING. Have a love-hate relationship. One bestie is very child-like and other is very mature. One bestie is WAY smarter than the other. Keep each other in check. Tend to hangout often. Do very idiotic things together. Want to make each other happy at all times. Acknowledge that everything they say is important. Can always come over without asking for permission. Support each other no matter what. Give each other gifts!! Take time to think of how thankful they are for the other!! Always flip each other off! But all in all bestiest besties are for lifers!!

wow.. that’s my bestiest bestie FOR REAL.

by Anonymous1070 July 24, 2022

Festie Bestie

That friend that you can always count on to go to a show or festival with you

Emilee: Should we get tickets for that music festival next weekend?
Amber: Of course, I'm your Festie Bestie.

by BZ_BB_843 February 18, 2022

Beer Besties

It's a flavoring for you beer! and it's really good!! WOW!!!

Grape beer besties in Miller lite is the best thing ever!

by Besties Fan November 15, 2010

bestie girl

A boy that is you’re bestie but occasionally acts like a girl; most likely named Patrick

“Hey bestie girl” - you
“Shut up” - them

by j.flosa August 4, 2019