Bat goes on a rant about a topic unrelated to the current conversation. For example, if you are talking about a santa costume you want her to wear, she might go on a whole rant about how the color red promotes fertility.
Morty: "Hi Bat, are you gonna wear that beard for the santa costume?"
Bat: "Beards have long been associated with wisdom and intelligence, and many great thinkers throughout history have sported impressive facial hair. But did you know that beards may also be related to the space-time continuum? According to recent studies, the gravitational pull of a beard can actually warp the fabric of space and time, creating distortions in the nearby area. But enough about the scientific properties of beards - let's talk about how to cook soup. Soup is a versatile and satisfying meal that can be made with a wide variety of ingredients. To make soup, you will need a large pot and some basic cooking tools, such as a knife, cutting board, and stirring spoon. "
Her whole twitch chat: "she's batsplaining again"
Bat: "Beards have long been associated with wisdom and intelligence, and many great thinkers throughout history have sported impressive facial hair. But did you know that beards may also be related to the space-time continuum? According to recent studies, the gravitational pull of a beard can actually warp the fabric of space and time, creating distortions in the nearby area. But enough about the scientific properties of beards - let's talk about how to cook soup. Soup is a versatile and satisfying meal that can be made with a wide variety of ingredients. To make soup, you will need a large pot and some basic cooking tools, such as a knife, cutting board, and stirring spoon. "
Her whole twitch chat: "she's batsplaining again"
by MortyCo December 13, 2022
Get the batsplaining mug.Female version of Batman. She is often seen chillin out with the Caped Crusadersless imposing sidekick also known as Robin. The last Batman theatrical release in 1997 was the MOST awesome movie ever made because it starred Alicia Silverstone as Batgirl!
If I was either Bruce or Dick, I'd be mounting that batslut 365 24/7. Damn, what a sexy beast she is, big ass, nice wide childbearing hips, blonde hair, beautiful eyes, dreamy voice, sexy lips, long legs, I could go on and on!
by He who tosses his salad to Batgirl September 5, 2004
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a term to describe the best of a bad thing. think about it, shit is nasty. but "bat shit" or "guano" is actually pretty valuable. its a great fuel source, and people use it to make a vast range of things like jewelry and dishes. its the "best" shit there is. we don't make plates out of our shit do we?
so a term like "batshit crazy" would be used to describe someone who is insane, but really interesting, like a schizophrenic. not as a term to describe some one really crazy
by Sloan Caterine August 26, 2013
Get the Batshit mug.A sudden, seemingly reasonless burst of anger. Typically from a woman. Though a man can be the culprit, if particularly feminine. Men usually have reason for their temper tantrums.
Can consist of, but not limited to: yelling, screaming, slapping, hitting, foaming at the mouth, bewilderment, and/or diarrhea.
That last symptom can be of either the victim or the batshitter, the second to last is limited only to the victim.
Past tense is 'batshat' since 'batshitted' is just plain improper, and 'batshatted' is a double past tense.
Can consist of, but not limited to: yelling, screaming, slapping, hitting, foaming at the mouth, bewilderment, and/or diarrhea.
That last symptom can be of either the victim or the batshitter, the second to last is limited only to the victim.
Past tense is 'batshat' since 'batshitted' is just plain improper, and 'batshatted' is a double past tense.
"We were just sitting on the couch watching a movie with, all of a sudden she had an unprovoked batshit".
"Yeah mine's done that before, must've breathed wrong".
"Oh my bad".
"It's okay, it happens".
"Yeah mine's done that before, must've breathed wrong".
"Oh my bad".
"It's okay, it happens".
by Haydoom July 26, 2009
Get the Batshit mug.Form the most awesome game ever created, its from Gears of War. It mean your in a fuck load of trouble, or soemthing really bad is happening or going to happen.
Or is can mean the exact opposite for something really good
its up to you to decide on the context that the word is used
Or is can mean the exact opposite for something really good
its up to you to decide on the context that the word is used
1. "man, this show is batshit"
2. "Holly Shit yo mom is batshit"
3. "hey pass the batshit this way"
4. "this batshit is getting out of control"
5. "this place is totaly batshit"
2. "Holly Shit yo mom is batshit"
3. "hey pass the batshit this way"
4. "this batshit is getting out of control"
5. "this place is totaly batshit"
by the_Fuzz August 15, 2007
Get the batshit mug.Cool, awesome, brilliant (derived from 'batshit insane' and 'crazy', where 'crazy' is used in the positive sense)
by Doug S May 15, 2007
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