Bathroom Guillotine

When a male goes to the bathroom to urinate and does not remove his belt, so he unzips his pants and sticks his penis through the opening through the front of the boxers and through his zipper opening.

"Dude i went to the bathroom and i was about to zip up my pants, then i stopped myself before i gave myself a bathroom guillotine!"

by Redsxfan34 April 19, 2010

Bathroom centaur

Two people having sex while standing up, both facing forward on a bathroom cubicle, and their feet are visible from the outside of the cubicle.

I thought I just imagined it, but I swear saw your girl's shoes in the front legs of a Bathroom Centaur.

by Vincylicious Bro September 19, 2021

bathroom man

Someone you meet in the bathroom

Guy 1: Have u met the bathroom man

Guy2: who the fuck is that

Guy1: someone you meet in the bathroom

Guy2: oh yeah lmao

by Thatdudefromtarget April 27, 2022

[bathroom stalling]

The act of going into a bathroom and not actually using the toilet or urinal,just killing time.Done so you dont look like an idiot in public,but an idiot in private.

God my sister took forever!
I was bathroom stalling for like 45 minutes,i was bored out of my ass.

by Davion Williams February 24, 2009

Bathroom Bacon

When you use the public restroom and you notice the hand-drier has three pieces of bacon going into a pair of hands.

"Hey did you ever notice that the hand-drier instructions are: PRESS BUTTON RECIVE BACON," "Bathroom Bacon all right!!!"

by LOLZER828 February 13, 2009

bathroom pass

A bathroom pass is a hall pass but it only gives you permission to use the bathroom during class and not lunch also teachers tend to make them embarrassing because they don't want you abusing the pass abilities

MISS! BOI IS TAKING THE BATHROOM PASSES TO JUUL IN THE BATHROOM!

by YOUR OPINION IS TRASH January 16, 2020

Bathroom Monologue

A one-day-diarrhea, result of the last night, when you consumed an excesive amount of peanuts, pizza and beer or any other thing that could make your sunday an anal hell.

- Dude, you didn't came to Ana's sunday hang out. What happened?

- I got a bathroom monologue day.

- Yucks... To much information.

by Santino89 September 25, 2011