autistic turtle porn

A way to describe terrible sex.

Hannah: How's Barry in bed?

Barbra: It was like the most autistic turtle porn you've ever seen!

Hannah: I'm so sorry for you. :(

by Headless High May 18, 2018

awetastic

fantastic and awesome teamed up with eachother.."awetastic" states the situation is even better than each word seperately can contain.

my date with heather last nite was "awetastic".
the new york jets are playing right now at an "awetastic" level.

by dantevious April 13, 2011

autistic

Autism is Carl Britton

Hello Carl you are a autistic Grape

by Urban Dictionary English edi June 4, 2019

awetastic

awesome + fantastic

My friend Erin thinks she's is "awetastic"

by Mtiebout May 2, 2010

awetastic

Something exceptionally wonderful. A combination of Awesome and fantastic.

It would be awetastic to own that prototype Porsche.

by IamwhoIam69 January 6, 2014

awtistic

I don't know why he chose to spell this word but shame on plaqueboymax for telling this nigga to spell such a sensitive word, but this word is another abbreviation of "autistic" in Lazer Dimanese which describes plaqueboymax very well.

lil twan is awtistic

by SOLØ June 5, 2024

Austistics

A variation of statistics in which all figures are made by an omnipotent super being who resides over the two parallel universes.

Guy: And this figure succinctly concludes that all men are pigs and will have sex with any vagina regardless of this honour code you seem so fond of.

Girl: Is that even statistically proven?!

Guy: .......It's proven through Austistics.

Girl: >.<

by NotaguynamedAustin October 27, 2011