Coole Auto

The flicker of a TV illuminated this bedroom, drowning out the darkness with his favorite programs. Do you remember how we became friends? The lights scared off all the monsters, they kept him safe. Do you remember my face? With contorted flesh and broken bones, I made myself known. Do you remember my touch? I cradled him in my arms. My sweet boy. I took him away. Do you remember that night, Murray? When you stare into the mirror, you see the same monsters from your bedroom, don't you? But your skin is not your own. You're not the real you.

"Coole Auto is inside your home"

by The False Shepherd August 06, 2023

auto love

Giving painfully aroused by your own vehicle and drive

Getting major auto love for my car

by Bncliffo March 08, 2021

Auto Snockling

To snort coke from the shaft of one's own cock.

Fuck me this Nicholas Cage film is shit.
Coke - check!
Cock - double check!
It's auto snockling time!

by d.eyebrows December 25, 2011

auto responder

a nerdish plugin that automatically responds to an email reply

Hi. This is your friendly Auto Responder email notification message.

by Jeff Barouch July 06, 2004

auto pilot

when someone is preoccupied with the things that they are doing that they will obey any given order

During hari raya my aunt shake hands with her son when she is about to leave not realising she dont have to. She's on auto pilot.

by hsgayt August 31, 2011

auto coolect

When a word gets auto corrected and its cooler than what you first typed in.

When textually seducing a fellow female and you type in
"awwww" and it gets auto corrected as "sewer" in texts all of a sudden ur auto correct becomes auto coolect

by TRANCELATOR May 21, 2010

Full Auto

A codename for marijuana.

synonyms:weed,pot,bud,ganja,marijuana.

hey you wanna go play full auto right now at my house, there is no one home.

by jason, and jared August 31, 2008