Adult Onset Autism

1. Adjective. When an individual exhibits or develops behaviors in the autism spectrum, at an advanced age. Typically occurring from misdiagnoses or underreported cases. Affects ages 19-50, NEETs, and many a weeaboo.

Symptoms: increase in frequency of dropping Spaghetti and general lack of self awareness at an age where one is supposed to be accustomed to social norms and rules of social engagement.

"Yeah, that guy has Adult Onset Autism or something. He won't shut up about video games at the bar when all these cute girls walk by."

by DuedBraj December 25, 2014

Vaccine Causes Autism

This is a method for a person named “Karen” to say for an accuse for not taking the vaccine of COVID-19 or Etc it is pretty known on Twitter and Facebook + The Meme World.

Karen: THE VACCINE CAUSES AUTISM DONT TAKE IT MY CHILD TOOK Employee: Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

by Α January 12, 2022

Drew autism attack

A combination of strange monkey noises, as well as sickly perverted jokes typically directed towards the male acquaintance. These outbursts last anywhere from 5 minutes to 10 hours before Andrew will return to his human form.

Andrew: "Will I will inhale you."
Anyone else: "You just had a Drew Autism attack"

by MonkeyBallZ__ December 21, 2019

what in the autism

When someone is being so stupid they resemble someone who is autistic.

The sun is a planet and the earth is flat. What in the autism are you talking about?

by Jdnz105 April 23, 2019

weaponized autism

Something only a sufferer of "half-rack autism" (alcoholic) would say. People who are born with autism have an excuse; people suffering from half-rack autism have no excuse at all.

Dave: "Hey, Carl! What's with that flamefest on the Hyundai forum you go to?"
Carl: (as he cracks open his 11th beer of the night) "I'unno, some weaponized autism shit."
Dave: (shakes head) "Says the dumbass whose autism comes from a can...or twelve of them. Dude, that's bullshit, grow up."

by Hinkel August 11, 2019

autism fag

A fag that eats animals dicks

Dude that autism fag is sucking a cats dick

by LNien June 11, 2018

weaponized sexual autism

A type of autism that's featured in a joke. Has the power to kill extremely powerful people. For example, after laughing over a dark joke on Gulags, Joseph Stalin's brain had a severe hemorrhage that made his Stalinium skull cave in.

Russian dude: Hey, Russian dude 2, did you hear how Stalin died?
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.

by Weaponized Dank Ootism November 3, 2018