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Asshateus Maximus

In Politics, an Intellectually Dishonest person of Low Self-Esteem, usually an Abuser of small animals who likes to Disrupt Mature Debate like an 8 year old girl not getting enough attention.

In Movie Theaters, a Jackass who would walk into an empty Theater and sit Directly in front of you.
PeterGriffin was an Asshateus Maximus until he Conceded and handed the Crown to 7426Karl who had his head lodged to far up PG's Ass too Realize a Concession had come.
by tha malcontent August 3, 2006
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walking bag of wet asshair

a useless, vapid, empty vessel of a walking piece of human shit.
Drummers, fat salesmen--"look at that walking bag of wet asshair. I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS"
by Onionbag January 6, 2007
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asshamped

Misspelling of ashamed. Background: A guy was trying to tell a girl that he felt ashamed for her.
GUY TO GIRL: "I am asshamped."
by westsiiide December 11, 2004
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asshead

The term a six year old will call a nine year old, in defense of being called a butthead. The opposite of an asset.
Asshead to be: "Get out of my room, your such a butthead sometimes!"

Butthead: "Oh yeah, well you're an asshead all the time!"
by Solid Orange August 6, 2010
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Asshat

Someone who acts so completely ridiculous and irrational that you can't stand to hear their voice much less see their face.
Anyone who know's Clay would agree, he's the biggest asshat we know.
by This makes me smile January 26, 2011
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Flying asshat

Jumping over objects to land ass first on someones head, effectivly giving them an asshat.
That dude just jumped over that desk and gave me a flying asshat.
by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010
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asshat

people who submit retarded definitions to UD
the person who wrote this is an asshat
by big asshat January 23, 2007
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