assfootoligist

afterwards when you get a size 12 foot up your ass this is what you will call in order to get my foot out of your ass!!!

help, help, call the assfootoligist i got a foot in my ass!!

by docass February 28, 2010

assclown

socrates in the book "The Way of the Peaceful Warrior"

socrates, you're such an an assclown

by connor "poo" powell December 17, 2008

AsSblossom

One who is blooming from within his rectum.

He will soon asSblossom from his asS.

by M-INENT 1 December 1, 2003

assbox

a friend who you concider a tool

my friend Buck is an assbox

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

asplooge

watery deposits of foul smelling feces that builds up in the asshole and eventually spreads as far as the asscheeks. Often associated with, but not to be confused with, swamp ass.

Jacob: I got the ill swamp ass
Tomas: Whaz that smell? Jacob, yall got asplooge up in the swamp ass? NIgga that shits nasty

by Sagrr April 9, 2007

Assdout

Bent out of shape

your ass is where your head should be

by Little Lola November 3, 2003

assclown

someone who thinks they are at a point where everything they say and do is correct, when in fact everything they say and do is dumb and completely hilarious. Tend to be Canadian.

My friend Kevin thinks that thumbs grow back if you cut them off, he's such an assclown

by bob cox eb September 25, 2011