Assinate

When a person accidentally kills or murders another person by sitting on their face with their ass.

Paul and I are no longer together because during a kinky night of sexing, I accidentally Assinated him.

by Mr Howell December 21, 2014

Assignment

Something you do the night before it's due.

Shit, I have an assignment due tomorrow and I'm just sitting here masterbating.

by The Definer Guy August 31, 2015

asking for it

whats wrong with wanting attention if its from a person you like?
plants thrive on sunlight, earth and water
and they don't need to ask for it

"knowing you exist calms me, soothes me, gives me hope. being near you makes me happy, satisfies me, challenges me. No, im not asking for it.."

by Krkič December 28, 2019

ashing it

To make plans with old friends and lie to hang out with new friends.
To intentionaly hurt an old friend emotionaly.

The bitch is ashing it, all she had to do was tell the truth, not lie.

by The Prez May 13, 2007

Ass-assinate

To fuck someone in the ass so hard for so long that they literally die.

I fucked your Mom... balls deep in the ass... for 24 hours straight... until she died.

I ass-assinated her!

by asstastic August 22, 2012

Asking Alexandria

A plague given to the world by a few British emo kids that wanted to be br00tal. Six years later, their music could be used at Guantanamo bay, on death row to execute prisoners or just make REAL metal bands angry.

Slayer would eat asking Alexandria for breakfast

by Redneckmetalhead66 September 5, 2014

ashing

When someone farts, a reminance of particled feces comes out all over.

When someone farts, not just a gas but a solid of particles projects itself out of the anus.

If someone were to be splashed in the face with mud, one would say, "Oh man it looks like someone was ashing all over your face."

by Dustin10667 March 2, 2008