Smashed assholes

The someone looks. When lookong like "death" is an understaement and you need to go a few steps further.

Did you not sleep last night?? You look like a bag of smashed assholes!!

by Canthandlethistruth June 28, 2016

Uglier than a bag of assholes

Less attractive than ugly. Smack you in your face ugly. Make you wonder why ugly. When someone just takes ugly to a whole new level.

Dude! Have you seen his new girlfriend?! That chick is uglier than a bag of assholes!

by New York Stacey June 13, 2019

Sack Full Of Assholes

Irritating, unpleasant, drastic.

It's raining like a sack full of assholes out there!

by Mike Hunt VII November 1, 2007

assholictestosteronic

Repeated boorish behavior by a man.

That assholictestosteronic guy is always rude to waiters.

by TPH October 6, 2005

assholemotherfucker

someone who is just THAT much of an asshole, that one would want to randomly add motherfucker to the end.

George bush is SUCH a assholemotherfucker!!! I just want to assassinate him!!!

by Zerstörung February 20, 2008

can of crushed assholes

An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.

Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

Assholian

A combination of an asshole and an alien.

"Don't be an assholian!"

by suckmyditka May 31, 2017