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Arthur Brooke

Arthur Brooke is the author or Romeus and Juliet, which William Shakespeare has "borrowed" from. Basically, Romeo and Juliet is Romeus and Juliet, however, Brooke's Romeus and Juliet was published two years before Shakespeare published his Romeo and Juliet poem. All that is different in Arthur's play is that, the days of the play is lengthened and Juliet is older. A great way to lead us in wondering if Shakespeare really did his play.
Student A: Wow, I can't believe Shakespeare can think of such a good play... Romeo and Juliet was so sad..awww...
Student B: I know, but there's another guy named Arthur Brooke and generally he kinda wrote the play, Shakespeare kinda used it...weird huh?
Student A: Oh, damn.

Arthur Fast 

Too fast to play defense.
Look at that guy skate, he's so Arthur Fast.

If you want to play forward, you better at least be Arthur Fast.
Arthur Fast by `WiseGuy February 4, 2009

arthur bryant's 

Arthur Bryant's is the best BBQ restaurant in the world bar none. The main location is northeast of the corner of 18th and Brooklyn in Kansas City, Missouri. It was jazz saxophonist Charlie "Bird" Parker's favorite restaurant.

Among the list of celebrities, who cite Bryant's as the best BBQ in America: John Kerry; Steven Speilburg; Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter; Danny Glover; R. Lee Ermey; James Spader; Sally Field; etc.
I just chartered a private jet from Los Angeles, because I wanted to fly to Kansas City and get some Arthur Bryant's BBQ. It's the best BBQ on earth.
arthur bryant's by Assex 776 August 28, 2007

Arthur Ford 

The main character (and the one you play as) in Stress Level Zero's hit VR Game, Boneworks. Arthur Ford doesn't say anything in the main campaign of the game but his AI buddies (Fords) are known to say things like "Whaddup Son!" and "Hello!" and when they're in pain they'll say things like "Aaaagh".
Person1 - Who's your favorite character in VR Games?
Person2 - Definitely Arthur Ford, I'm a total Boner.
Arthur Ford by MensPinkSatchel February 11, 2022

Arthur Mometer 

Arthur Mometer says it's 76 degrees outside.