arctic subway

Shitting in a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo

Fancy a return journey on the arctic subway?

by Hankenstein April 7, 2023

Arctic mudslide

The act of freezing a cup of diarrhea and the placing it on your partner’s chest while having sexual intercourse. As it melts it resembles a mudslide

Hey man I gave her the arctic mudslide last night I think she loved it

by Sick fuck 82 July 28, 2023

Aunt Arctic

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Person: Have you met aunt arctic lol because i still play childrens games

by Genderselkie September 25, 2022

Arctic Sausage

The act of sliding the straw nozzle of an air duster can into the head of the penis and pulling the trigger cause the penis to become erect and frozen.

After all the alcohol Johnny cosumed he was never going to please Suzy without an arctic sausage.

by Lanzer913 August 24, 2018

Arctic Blitz

A method of cooling off on a muggy day, where your partner spreads your butt cheeks and blows cool air into your anus, much like an oscillating fan. If you’re a man, your partner may then cool down your testicles. If you’re a woman, expect the outside edges of your vagina to be arctic blitzed as well. The name originates from the equally refreshing Gatorade flavor.

It was 90 degrees out and we spent all day at the pool. I came home and showered but still felt too clammy in the pants to get in bed. Fortunately, my girl gave me an arctic blitz until she was lightheaded from oxygen deprivation. She told me I could return the favor some other time.

by Deez Leeemz July 5, 2020

arctic icepick

when you skeet on a girls tongue and conver it in white cum and she has a tongue piercing, the piercing becomes the arctic ICEPICK

When hunter skeeted on that fat bitchs tongue, he gave her the best arctic icepick EVER.

by bobdole46 October 4, 2008

Arctic Ice Mosquito

1. n. Complete and utter nonsense.
2. n. Total fabrication.
3. n. Horseshit.

Ed: Dude, did you know my scrotum is big enough to wear as a hat?

Ted: Arctic Ice Mosquitoes, man.

by ChefsSurprise July 10, 2011