Aspenist

A religion where you worship a person named aspen

Person 1: I don't have a God
Person 2: I am the God
Person 1: I'm atheist

Person 2: not anymore you're now an aspenist

by ArsoNcol July 20, 2021

AppenText

A useless, uninformative or trivial follow-up text sent by annoyingly impatient people that's worded to sound like it was apart of the initial message, whereas in reality serves no purpose other than to give you another notification

A: Hey man, I'm having some friends over on Friday, is it okay if I can borrow your PS4 controller?

ten minutes pass

A: it's just I only have the one and I have like four people coming round lmao

another ten minutes pass

A: yeah I bumped into a few friends from high school so I wanted to catch up with them sometime this w-

B: Dude I'm at fucking work stop with the Appentexts I got your first text I will reply when I can ffs

by UsesUrbanDictionary July 23, 2021

Aspen

A person who is gayer than gay

“Aspen means gay!”
“Omg really! I hate aspens!!!”

by 1800DREAMINT September 27, 2021

Aspen

A gay person who likes the fruit guava

Person1: Hey, have you heard about Aspen??
Person2: Yeah, I heard he is gay and likes that one fruit
Person1:Which Fruit?
Person2: Its starts with a G i forgot which one.
Person1: Guava??
Person2: Yeah, That one.

by Thy Stiffy September 1, 2021

Aosenla

A girl who is very kind, emotional who loves every one is a good cook who loves travelling and singing 🎤 and loves south Korea 🇰🇷 and dreams of becoming a successful person and... Who follows Jesus Christ ✝️💓

Aosenla is a great person

by Sensen123 November 22, 2021

aowen

so handsome that its horrifying

people with mullets and a extremely vain personality

an adjective used to describe someones personality

wow that guy is such an aowen

becareful, i heard shes really aowen

by lmao u already know who it is November 22, 2021

aspensexual

Attracted to anyone named aspen

Back off she only likes people called aspen
Because she is aspensexual

by C h a d69 November 23, 2021