"Bob looked at the calendar, and saw it said 22 January"
"Bob then said, Just my fucking luck and proceeded to take a shit in the bushes outside"
"Bob then said, Just my fucking luck and proceeded to take a shit in the bushes outside"
by Rob_Ertje January 22, 2020
Get the 22 januarymug. A special date or occasion when the most beautiful woman gave birth to the only purest boy on Earth. The boy was blessed with a calming voice, pretty smile, wholesome personality, and a great perspective. This occasion might be not known by a lot of people but it is the date remembering the first cry of a great person. People are so thankful for your existence, Kim Seungmin.
Person 1: Can you give me a special date?
Person 2: Sure. September 22.
Person 1: Why September 22?
Person 2: Because that is the birthdate of the greatest person ever existed on Earth!
Person 1: Oh. That is Kim Seungmin, right?
Person 2: Yes! I'm glad you knew about him. Mark your calendar now so we can greet him on September 22.
Person 1: Sure! I'll thank him because he is a real inspiration for me. Kim Seungmin is such s blessing.
Person 2: Sure. September 22.
Person 1: Why September 22?
Person 2: Because that is the birthdate of the greatest person ever existed on Earth!
Person 1: Oh. That is Kim Seungmin, right?
Person 2: Yes! I'm glad you knew about him. Mark your calendar now so we can greet him on September 22.
Person 1: Sure! I'll thank him because he is a real inspiration for me. Kim Seungmin is such s blessing.
by skymeong November 1, 2020
Get the September 22mug. by Morganha20 December 21, 2019
Get the Dec 22mug. Though numbers pertaining to rules are completely and utterly random some numbers are recognized associated with one rule.
Recognized as a clarification of Rule 21.
Recognized as a clarification of Rule 21.
Person A: Let's say that Rule 34 is 'Trollers always win'
Person B: Hey! Remember Rule 22, man! Rule 34 is always 'If it exists there is porn of it.'
Person B: Hey! Remember Rule 22, man! Rule 34 is always 'If it exists there is porn of it.'
by Iwilakila October 12, 2008
Get the Rule 22mug. Person 1: "Dude, yesterday was the best 4/20 of my life I smoked sooooo much weed how much did you smoke?"
Person 2: "Oh shit I forgot about 4/20, I missed it."
Person 1: "Don't stress man, tomorrow is 4/20 too! Get it? April 22? 4/20 too?"
Person 2: "You're a dumbass."
Person 2: "Oh shit I forgot about 4/20, I missed it."
Person 1: "Don't stress man, tomorrow is 4/20 too! Get it? April 22? 4/20 too?"
Person 2: "You're a dumbass."
by George Queens May 28, 2018
Get the April 22mug. Jason- Hey Bro it’s august 22!
Liam- Oh really what does that mean?
Jason- National Brotherhood day!
Liam- Oh well, happy national brotherhood day bro!
Liam- Oh really what does that mean?
Jason- National Brotherhood day!
Liam- Oh well, happy national brotherhood day bro!
by SportsFan12458 October 20, 2019
Get the August 22mug. Boy: it's October 22
Girl: ok
Boy: give me your hand
*holds hand*
Girl: Aww
*blushes*
*and give her a hug*
Girl: ok
Boy: give me your hand
*holds hand*
Girl: Aww
*blushes*
*and give her a hug*
by 😍💓😉❤ October 16, 2019
Get the October 22mug.