The act of ejaculating in a woman's vagina and then realizing you can't afford a child. This causes you to frantically suck your semen out of her vagina, similar to sucking snake venom from a snake bite.
"Austin told me he came inside Alyssa, but thankfully he went into survival mode and gave her an Albuquerque Snake Bite."
by Erik the Red 9 March 27, 2017
Get the Albuquerque Snake Bite mug.by ofdmadms August 8, 2017
Get the Albjona mug.The act of holding a plastic bag containing ether-based starting fluid over someone's head until they become unconscious, then subsequently burying them via backhoe 8ft deep in a garbage ditch in the backyard of the house they own, with their purse.
Chuck: where did mom go, off with a lady trucker?
Stella: i don't trust dad; i think he gave her an albuquerque hello!
Stella: i don't trust dad; i think he gave her an albuquerque hello!
by Proxy Rex September 12, 2019
Get the Albuquerque Hello mug.by DOGMAN_5676 June 12, 2020
Get the Albert Fish mug.
A spazzyistic hand dance usually done by Alberts when they are happy, excited, or just celebrating Albertness in general
Oh my god is that person being possessed? *frantically calls Ghostbusters*
Oh nvm he's hust doing the Albert :/
Oh nvm he's hust doing the Albert :/
by Wh0vian153 May 21, 2016
Get the the albert mug.A satirical music meme page that posts mainly shitpost, music memes and oftentimes steals people's tweets that have the words "Kanye Albania" in them.
-Have you heard of Kanye Albania?
-No what's that?
-A shitpost meme page that steals people's tweets.
-No what's that?
-A shitpost meme page that steals people's tweets.
by TomatoSos June 1, 2021
Get the Kanye Albania mug.