Amnesimus

Major amnesia.

Amnesia in its highest and strongest form.

A serious short term memory impairment.

A state of a person after too much consuming of cannabis products. In such state a person can not remember anything what happened to him during and/or after the marihuana intake process.

In Amsterdam coffeeshop:

Big D: I'm not sure that I remember on which
canal bridge did I park my bicycle.

Ganja Tour guide: Man, you've got yourself into
amnesimus.

Big D: Sorry, what was I saying?

Ganja Tour guide: Don't know man, I've got amnesimus
all over me.

by Julian Van Eckhorst March 28, 2010

Agnish

It is a hyper person who loves dark things. He is having some problems with his dating life now but will definitely charm many of the ladies with his doll face. He is much more than just looks and can be a very close friend if you can gain his trust. He will definitely surprise as you get closer to him!

Person: hey I don't know you but is your name agnish?

Person2: yes?
Person: *thinks of his name definition on urban dictionary* will you be my friend?

by 1967chevyimpala June 7, 2018

agnostic

One who does not presume to know anything outside of experience, and that for what it is.

Being agnostic makes you open to the possibility that there may or may not be a God, however, it extends to all ideas considerable.

by Andrew W. Graff September 8, 2003

Agnostic

n. One who neither acknowledges nor refutes the existence of God

The Agnostic didn't worry about the afterlife, only that which he was living

by Griffin January 17, 2004

agenst

An angry rapist who can't find anyone to assault

Look at that Agenst over there, bro. Don't let him get you!

by lolingfordays5397 September 21, 2017

queue amnesia

noun. A condition in which lax attention to one's Netflix queue results in the arrival of surprising (and usually disappointing) selections.

(Upon opening his mail:) "Oh, fuck. A couple weeks ago I was throwing anything they wanted me to into my queue to fill it, then I got busy and got some queue amnesia, and now apparently I have to watch the fucking 'Joy Luck Club'."

by Gustave Meissenschein April 17, 2013

Fitbit Amnesia

All the walking, jogging and miscellaneous exercise done while your Fitbit is off, recharging. It doesn't matter how much you complain, your friends will never believe you. This seems to happen at least once a week.

"I walked eight full laps around the mall yesterday, but I was suffering from Fitbit Amnesia, so it looks like I only walked 42 steps."

by PsychoPuppyDad July 10, 2016