After Shock

When you mysteriously piss your pants after taking a piss and covering up. Usually happens in small amounts.

"Oh shit, I just had after shock."

by Anonymouos November 13, 2005

After Shock

The next evolution of the "Shocker" (two in the pink, one in the stink). Two fingers are inserted into the vagina and two fingers are inserted into anus, giving the unsuspecting woman an additional shock after the Shocker has been given

I gave Michele the Shocker last night, she slapped me for it, then I gave her the After Shock and I got slapped again.

by Bester_Chester June 1, 2009

after text

When someone texts you about "how much fun they had", that "they'd like to see you again" and that they're "sorry for leaving without saying goodbye" after you hook up.

Worried girl who over-thinks things: "I don't know if he likes me, you guys."
Girl's friends: "He definitely likes you! He send you an after text!"

by keenonwho February 21, 2011

after mong

When someone has an autism attack and someone near you somehow got autism transferred into him and starts having an attack as well

Craig: (Gets an autism attack)

Tim: Jesus... CHILL OUT!!!!

Josh: (Gets an autism attack as well because of Craig)

Tim: You are such an after mong...

by BigWanker03 May 10, 2019

after-schooling

v. to look up porn after school

Yo, I was after-schooling yesturday.

by Mancon November 18, 2007

After Pop

When making the perfect microwave popcorn, you listen to the corn pop to the point where it stops then you turn off the microwave. You wait to open the door until the after pop, where you hear an additional kernel pop after the microwave is off.

Don't open the door, I'm waiting for the after pop.

by T.J. Dubz August 17, 2011

The Morning After

Not to be mistaken for the birth control method The Morning Afteris a band from Bethlehem CT
Consisting of Sam , Nick, Bert, Ben (see jewummer ) and Benny T
They are extremly talented in not only music but in other feilds of study such as Arabian Arithmetic Theroy or Nuclear Plasmoid Differntial Science

They are very very very talented

"Dude I saw The Mornign After the other day"
"Really"
"Yeah I almost shat myself"

by Sharpie February 5, 2005