avocado

The best thing in the world

Avocados are the best

by flwegjlfe January 18, 2022

AvocadoWith_a_charger

Ur epic, B) but sometimes. You sleep on ur call 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿👹

AvocadoWith_a_charger found might stick!

by The wise Latte-Pool! March 29, 2022

Avocado

Aztec word : Ahuacatl (Fun fact : "catl" (testicle) and "kontol" (penis) in Javanese have the similar meaning, maybe it's just a coincidence), meaning "Green Testicle (fruit)", due to similarities to a human testicle.
The fruit is said to be a super food, and commonly be added in salad dishes.

Whoa my goodness, my avocado tree yields so many fruits this year!

by Shiine-1 April 12, 2022

Avocado

A fruit which is strongly disliked by Louis Tomlinson.

Liam: What's wrong with avocadoes?
Louis: Trendiest food of all time. They do piss me off, avocadoes.

by emmsquared_28 April 13, 2022

Avocado Bagel

If you found this here are some steps

1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados

2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast

(While doing step 2 also do step 3)

3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT

4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel

5. Eat !

Read my great directions of how to make a very diverse “Avocado Bagel”

by noodleiscool June 22, 2022

Avocado Wings

Feeling fly af, whether it’s a mood or in a situation.

‘I just got laid, I got my avocado wings 🥑💸’

by KlevisJones33 August 2, 2022

Avocado Taost

When you misspell avocado toast.

Ben Dover : What do you want to order?
Mike Oxsmall : Avocado Taost
Ben Dover : You Illiterate Dipshit.

by Egghplants November 15, 2022