Arterial Carfunction

A situation where the person just “can’t even”.
In many, it will be accompanied with a red face and bulging veins about to bust.

When the dumb blonde proved Todd wrong, he almost had an arterial carfunction

by caitiedyd17 November 21, 2022

pe-arted

Tryin to fart but a little pee comes out with it. Kind of like a shard

I tried to fart on Megan and I pe-arted a little on myself

by MeganandKirby May 13, 2005

titting arsemonkeys

The art of expressing the upmost rage or anger

*Stubs his toe* 'Titting arsemonkeys! My toe'

by sue dinem1 March 16, 2015

frank altemus

a total bro who enjoys Garfield in the garage with Malte. Friendly with kids named Joe.

you know frank altemus? you've been in the garage?!

by harry29492 October 10, 2017

Clogé Arteré

(n) French for CloggedArtery77

Clogé Arteré is so hot.

by Clogé Arteré May 25, 2021

fan arteist

an artist in the pmebge community (brace yourself if its niko)

look at that fan arteist, he probably makes good art

what the fuck in the fucking am i looking

by idiot balls January 1, 2022

Joseph Arteaga

An absolute chad. He can be traced back to epic things like Julius Ceasar.

He's such a Joseph Arteaga.

by diskdrive March 4, 2022