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American

The only type of people you can't make racist jokes about, people will laugh along with you on racist black jokes, asian jokes(etc)
Person A: makes slightly offensive American joke
Everyone: so.. you have chosen death
by mynameisirrevelant February 20, 2020
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American

A person who is very obviously dumb while showing their ethnicity/beliefs as the best in the world.

They usually speak nonsence about vaccines,covid and or generally being an asshole to low-wage workers
Jenny: Vaccines cause autism and i wont vaccinate my kids because its my right! stop speaking to me in whatever language you are speaking to me! you need to be more educated.

John to Becky: Yup,she is an American alright.
by That Greek Dumbass August 29, 2022
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American

(Pejorative): A clinically obese person
P1: "Jimmy look, an American!"
P2: "HAHAHAHAHA"
by You're Mome January 12, 2021
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American

A person who eats corndogs and rides eagles.
Me: "Yo, you're an American?"
The Eagle behind the stranger: "CAW CAAAWW"
by That wee lad October 15, 2019
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American

some fat kid that always eats when i talk to him, when i play with him he shouts and screams and blames his shit on other people, god dam, i hate americans.
American: HEY BRO11!!111!1 WANT TO PALY PORTFTINE?!?!?!

Me: No, This game is trash.

American: DUDE PLEASE WHY ARE YOU SO RETARDED? OMG MAN OMG *eats*
by yehojo May 1, 2021
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American

To fuck your cousin while a big ass truck with a nice ass cold beer in one hand with a shotgun in the other
Cousin: What race are you?

Me: American bitch now come suck on this white dick
by Cousin Fucker 24/7 March 7, 2018
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American

They're like a Simpson show

The father's bald , fat and dumb looking And the last thing he will take care of is his brat son Bart.
guy1: What do you think of American's
guy2: They're like a Simpson's show.
by Bear-3 August 18, 2019
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