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amateur video

A video taken, most likely with a flip phone, while the phone is in upright posistion. So not only is the quality shit, but the video is really small and near useless. Mostly done by "amateurs with out a lick of common sense
Man": Check out this video!"
Woman: "why is it so crappy looking? "
Man:" 'cause you are a dumb bitch that cant even take an amateur video right"
by Atomic Ram Rod September 25, 2013
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Alcatraz sized ass hole

A very wide ass hole, possibly shaped like the Alcatraz island, and very hard to get out of.
Guy 1: Dude this chick I was with had the widest ass hole, but somehow my dick got stuck in it for 2 hours!'

Guy 2: Hmmm she must have had an Alcatraz sized ass hole."
by She-male women hater July 30, 2012
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Amatory

Adj. of, producing or supposed to produce love;

Expressing love;

Having to do with making love.

An Amatory verse or verve.

An Amatory look or expression.
It's all good, we're amatory people!

Don't you think it a bit amarous when he sends flowers?

Jane: Whacha doing?

John: Thinking about fucking!

Jane: Oh, thats real amatory. You want a cookie?

John: I gave you one already.

Jane: There's no rasins.

John: I decided not to put the rat turds in this time and be more amarous!

Jane *giving John an amatory look*: Oh, aren't you sweet. I'd better go get the arsenic from your pie then. I'd hate for you not to be able to finnish your after dinner mint-chocolate goodieness. I whipped it extra creamy! Just like you like it.
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amatra

She's a gorgeous, beautiful girl who's everyone's dream. She's smart, funny, cute, gorgeous, and is always there for you. She is five feet three inches and has beautiful, thick, long, silky black hair. She has a sense of style that no one else has, and all the boys dream of being her boyfriend.
Oh my God! It's Amatra! She's so cute... if only I could talk to her, she's to cool for me!
by Nerdyboiz June 9, 2022
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Gianna amaturo

Gianna amaturo the thiccest of the thicc if you ever find yourself a Gianna amaturo never lose her you will never find another Gianna this mega thicc
Gianna amaturo oh my god I’m so thicc
by Gianna amaturo November 13, 2018
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amateur night

Referring to a night night out at the bar. Usually a Brodeo filled with "Tools and Fools." Quite common in Bozeman, Montana.

May also refer to large quantities of hippies and dumb chicks who do not know how to act in a bar setting and become quite intoxicated and may express Paris Hilton or Tara Reid-like qualities.
Dude, this bar sucks. There's a chick puking in the bathroom and 50 guys making out with some Skank Tanks from the bachelorette party. It's totally amateur night.
by Gannon H April 20, 2008
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ambat

Popular phrase used throughout Midwest to represent a person of Indian or middle eastern heritage. Also may be used as a substitute fordoorknob when flatulence is passed.
"Hey there ambat" or "omg its an ambat"
by Ambat October 3, 2007
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