tip aint gay

tip of the penis is not homosexual. however; the shaft is homosexual.

Billy and I were running, naked. Billy falls in front of me, and I fall on him. The tip of my penis inserted into Billy's rectum. This act was not homosexual, due to no shaft penatration.

TIP AINT GAY

by Chode Fend October 8, 2007

it'll be alright dude i aint gay

the problem of the current situation is insignifigant

Speaker 1:"dude i have a test i should study for, i cant really smoke weed."
Speaker 2:"it'll be alright dude i aint gay"
Speaker 1:"oh alright dude"

by Naldo Riviera January 29, 2008

it aint sweet

a phrase meaning it isn't alright or cool.

A man cums to quick during sex and says sorry and the woman says," It aint sweet!"

by waynewifey January 24, 2009

i aint no cuban

it used when some punk ass fool, insults your inteligance by saying sometihng that you already know hence didn't need to hear it again, or even keep repeating that shit over as if you aren't smart enough to get it from the first or the second time or even go on an on throguh every little detail that can be figured out through that pretty chill thing sometimes referred to as "common sense", it's like sayin chill out cocksucker i get it, and i ain't that stupid! and by the way that doesn't necessiraly mean that all cubans are dumb fools, well.. ehh niah, idk they make some killer cigars though

some fool: now we're gon do this the old skool waya of puff puff pass, meanin that after you toke once you toke again, then pass it to the person next to you, and then the next person hits it twice then..
you: i aint no cuban, GIMMIE THAT DAMN J, NO GREEN FOR YOU, GET THE FUCK OUTTA Here

by spider monkey mayen October 7, 2007

i aint playin

The phrase that an adult nagger uses to control her young tyke...

Baby...I ain't playin...hush your mouth..

Shaquavea...I said I ain't even be playin

by Luke June 7, 2004

u aint got that

u aint got that
meaning u dont have it
and u never will cause u aint cool enough to even have it in the first place!
oh what now! lol

"hey michelle u wanna do a little something something"
michelle:"i would but u aint got that!"

by mola chic March 13, 2008

it aint easy being steezy

a large group of "skater fags" which live in the waukesha area who all think they are god. but in all realtity, they are just faggots. they skate around making fun of people thinking they're cool. the only thing they can actually focus on balancing is the skateboard. because they are so emotionally retarded they can't balance their own lives. most of them are actually good at skating but will probably never leave this haggard town because they are empty puddles, no fish, no algie, no frogs, they are just puddles. they have no personality, they have bad grades, can't keep a girlfriend, & hate their lives but are all "straight edge". & anyone who ditches them, a friend, a girl, ect. they will hate you forever & make you pay for it as long as you live. so i hope to god you never meet, or run into any of these skaterfags.

Girl: hey things have been kind've weird lately, do you still like me?
It Aint Easy Being Steezy Fag #1: sorry brah im going skating.

there are so many stories, we'll leave that the only example.

by that one girl;; March 15, 2010