jew tots

short young men of jewish heritage. term of endearment.

Alex, Jacob, Noah, Brandon are all jew tots. Except Jacob, because he is Papa Tot and much taller than the others.

by 3ringcircus March 17, 2011

Jew Mode

1. Tight with money, refusing to spend.

2. State of hoarding money like a fiend.

Hey, wanna go out tonight? -Can't, I'm in Jew Mode, wanna pay for me?

by krackalack May 31, 2009

Jew Trickery

The art in which one, mainly of Jewish faith, uses sly and mischievous ways to obtain another's money or belongings.

Jeremiah: "Hay can I borrow a dollar?"

John: " You can't use your Jew trickery on me that easily."

by Dragonslayer2-0 September 20, 2013

racist jew

An individual who’s religion is Judaism who happens to be extremely racist.

Riley: Man! David is being very racist towards that man!
John: Yeah, he must be a racist jew

by milk mf October 6, 2021

herbal jew

Weed
Devil's Cabbage
Marijuana

Don't be fooled into smoking the herbal jew, it isn't "just a harmless plant goyim."

by ExtraChromosome December 7, 2016

Jew Locks

A.K.A. a Payot. A Hebrew word for curly sidelocks. Means against shaving the corners of one's head.

Jeff: "Whats with the curly sideburns?"
Royce: "What? My Jew Locks? They are my fashion statement"

by phrezur_burn January 21, 2010

Jew gold

A small pouch every Jew must carry at all times

“Gimme the real Jew gold not the fake Jew gold”

by Gimmethejewgold September 20, 2019