Can of Whoop Ass

Something Chuck Norris never opens, because he makes his own.

Person 1-"Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!"
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*

by you wish you were chuck norris May 01, 2009

SHOOP DA WHOOP

the sound of a lazar being fired. the resultant beam and shock wave are known to cause massive property damage and vaporization of living organisms. anything in the vicinity of the lazar blast radius that have not been killed may be afflicted by permanent blindness, severe hearing loss, extensive internal bleeding, and widespread 3rd degree burns. when the whoop has been shooped, it is too late to insert and object (such as a taco) into the mouth of the lazar firer to induce a royal rainbow, and thus preventing utter annihilation by laser.

if you ever hear SHOOP DA WHOOP, just kiss your ass goodbye. it aint worth tryin.

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR BLARRRGGGGHHHHH

by imma firin mah death ray BLARG May 16, 2010

Can of Whoop Sass

Analogous to opening a can of whoop ass. A dangerous substance, usually found packaged inside cans. When released, can cause a major sass attack to the person it is intended for, and is often used as a weapon of sass. More often the user warns the recipiant of an imminent opening of a can, if the recipient does not act as desired by the opener.

Person 1: "Man you sassed Ms. Shaniqua hard today"
Person 2: "Yeah i opened a can of whoop sass on her ass today"

by Ebok24 August 24, 2009

Syllabatic Ass Whooping

A major spank down on your uncooperative kid where every word muttered by the parent (the spanker) is accompanied with a spank to the ass coresponding to the number of syllabils in the word just muttered to the kid (the spankee).

A Syllabatic Ass Whooping done to the sentence "Listen to me. You don't touch the toy at dinner."

(with a Syllabatic Ass Whooping, it looks like this:)

Lis(insert spank)ten(insert spank) to (insert spank) me (insert spank). You (insert spank) don't (insert spank) touch (insert spank) the (insert spank) toy (insert spank) at (insert spank) din(insert spank)ner(insert spank).

by bmwgnome June 06, 2010

Poop da Whoop

Variation of the infamous "Shoop da Whoop", very similar in trajectory force and facial expression. Begins as a normal deuce, quickly a-chargin' in the bowels, the rectum states "I'M A FIRIN MY DEUCE!" at the height of the moment.

Stall 1: hey can you pass me some tp?
stall 2: I'M A CHARGIN MY BUMHOLE!
stall 1:BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!
STALL 2:POOP DA WHOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!ONE

by Bboy Maestro February 19, 2010

Whooping your goober

The act of seriously cranking one out. Jacking off your fucking goober (penis) in excess. Once one begins to whoop their goober (typically around age 13) one cannot stop. Their goober stays in the state of needing to be whooped. Some may say whooping your goober is physically demanding, therefore, can be a very effective fitness alternative for males.

Rooster why where you whooping your goober to gay porn? Rooster replied: "Because it's epic!!!!!"

by gooberwhooper January 20, 2023

ass slapping/whooping

ur momma about to slap yo ass so hard u will fly to da moooooooooooooon

Mum: you havent done ur home work so its time for ur ass slapping/whooping Guy
Guy: *dies from da ass slapping/whooping lol*

by I did ur mother at November 17, 2021