Trout Toes

Definition- When a person engages in foot sex with a woman,(woman receiving),and has foul smelling feet as a result.

Example 1)"Wow, last night with Cindy really gave me a bad case of the trout toes if you know what I'm saying."

Example 2)"This year for Christmas I am giving Bob some Gold Bond, he always has trout toes."

by CheeseMongerXV May 4, 2009

Boss toe

When your 2nd toe is longer than the big toe.

He has a boss toe.

by Nanny2twins March 18, 2017

Do the Toes

To leave, go home or make a sharp exit.

By extension, the word "Toes" can also mean simply "Exit".

"The funeral wasn't up to much so I Did the Toes"
"The One Show is on, so I'm going to Do the Toes".

And also...

"Rangers were 1-0 at half time, so the Subway Loyal did The Early Toes".

by Louise Lualubelle February 23, 2010

Grinch Toes

When your socks are so old and ratty that the toes curl up into a pointy, paper thin strip of material composed primarily of toe jam, decomposing cotton, grease and floor dirt, dead skin and toe nail cells. The end result looks like the unfortunate foot from a Dr Suess character.

Person 1: "Dude, Josh hasn't changed his socks in days. Those grinch toes are gnarly."
Person 2: "That's unfortunate. Change your socks you grinchy fuck!"

by Carlito11 September 6, 2013

Left toe

It is a slang way to say “I killed a squirrel”

Hey I left toed that bitch in the street

by Heydude12345 November 1, 2018

Your toes.

Hand em over.

Your toes. Hand em over.

by theflying_egg September 24, 2020

Hippo Toe

When a very big obese woman has extremely tight pants on - cutting in around the crotch area.

First person: Oh my God - Look at that Hippo Toe"

Second person: "Yeah - like WTF!! - a camel toe just isn't going to cut it!"

by berenson October 16, 2008