Shortness of breath

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

by Circy4 July 20, 2016

pekpek shorts

Filipino slang for short shorts or daisy dukes. The word "pekpek" (which means vagina in Filipino) is put alongside the word "shorts" since these tight-fitting shorts often cause the appearance of camel toe.

guy 1: "check out the chick wearing pekpek shorts!"

guy 2: "I can see her camel toe from here! lol!"

by DTNS January 25, 2009

short stack

A short woman with an endowed chest region.

"Really, man? You can see her feet in her driver's license photo!"
"Yeah, but she's a short stack."

by Tiggums October 16, 2008

board shorts

A male bathing suit that resembles a pair of shorts. The main diffrence is that the inside netting has been taken away so you have to wear boxers underneath. Because of this, you can wear board shorts of long periods of time without swimming in them like shorts and they won't be uncomfertable. Board shorts were invented for surfers who would spend alot of time on the beach without getting wet so their bathing suit would ride up and hurt like a bitch. Board shorts were made and named after the surfer's board

Goddamn my bathing suit is riding up
You should have worn board shorts

by Andrew Jerabek August 14, 2006

dick shorts

Early 80s style short pants which over-exentuate the male member... Worn usually by guys who think they are hot shit with the ladies, but are dealing with homosexual feelings. The wearer is usually dreadfully repulsive to members of both sexes and can only find love in the bathrooms of expressway rest stops.

Tom thought his dick shorts showed off his package, but in actuality, showed the world what a tool he was.

by SackBulgesMakeMeBarf September 18, 2006

Short Train

A massive orgy in which each male has his penis in the man in front of him creating a 'train' of gay sex. Derives from common acts followed by the Ezekiel Short

Andrew: Gosh, my hand is cramped from last night's Short Train!
Wilson: At least your penis isn't covered in toxic fingerpaint, that Ezekiel Short got way out of hand and into my rectum last night!

by UNOWN31 June 28, 2010

short timer

After turning in your resignation, you end up not giving a damn about your job during the remaining two weeks notice you gave them

Sure, I'm leaving and gave two weeks notice, but I REALLY want it to be over NOW. I have short timer disease

by Devious Steve O May 30, 2006