Dick-picked

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.

Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.

by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012

picking on the poor

Favorite sport of DEMOCRATS and REPUBLICANS.

Because the fuckers who run the government are all Satanists.

by Satanists are dildos April 30, 2004

pick holes

(v.) To find every possible reason, no matter how immaterial, to oppose an action presented to you. This is regardless of whether or not it involves your participation, requires your approval, or is not your business.

"He likes to pick holes in your ideas unless they pay off in the first year. He's retiring in 18 months, and wants to make it look like he's left the company in high finanaces."

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

Picking Daisies

The act of cupping one's farts in his/her hands and releasing them throughout the air.

Looking at Mike over there picking daisies at his desk.

by JS61485 March 19, 2014

De-Picking

The act of somone picking their underwear from the crack of their butt.

I am de-picking the hell out of this underwear because it has been killing me all day.

by PR PWR November 17, 2006

American Pick

Verb - stealing, especially taking things that might not be noticed or missed.

Noun - Theft

X - "Where did you find that rotary phone?"

Y - "I american picked it from storage in the office basement when I was working there."

by chevybabbs March 8, 2011

picked fences

a person with big teeth. usually jagged.

"look at picked fences over there." .. Man that bitch got some big ass teeth!"

by gologo149 July 23, 2016