Do Me A Solid 

When you extrude a huge, hard and difficult poop-glob. One that you have to concentrate to get out. Probably moan a bit, too.

Hey, doctor, I must have a problem. I was sitting on the pot with little success and then, after great work, I had to do me a solid. It sank to the bottom quickly.

Do Me A Solid by FlesticleBoy September 20, 2010

Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie 

The Correct Response to a quief cuz that's shit is nasty.

So I Told Her... Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie by Wes Short October 10, 2004

s me a p y o b 

send me a pic of your boobs

hey (fill in the blanks) s me a p y o b

s me a p y o b by imapenisman August 3, 2007

cry me a river 

a REALLY REALLY REALLY bad song by justin timberlake. one of the parts has justin singing "cry me a river" over and over again in a really annoying voice.

Radio playing at a store: Cry me a river! Cry me a river!
Me: Oh god oh god oh god not this song again!
*i head to the gun store*
Me: Take this you piece of shit!
*radio is blown to bits by my brand new 30-06 :D*
Me: Yaaay! ^_^

cry me a river by Robert July 16, 2004

cry me a river 

Beside the bad singer's one, there is a classic, popular version of a song with this title published by Arthur Hamilton in 1953 and later performed by numerous other artists. Julie London's version (1955) is the most famous, and was recently featured in "V for Vendetta" soundtrack.

Come on love, I want you to cry,
cry me a river, oh cry, cry me a river.

cry me a river by Jacoposki May 14, 2007

pick me a winner

The act of either a) scratching your backside or b) re-adjusting your ball sack.

I've been loin clothing all afternoon, I need to pick me a winner - the machine for tonights draw is Lancelot, set of balls number 3

pick me a winner by Andross1978 April 24, 2009

do me a large 

a cooler way to say do me a solid

Do me a large and and cover my shift over the weekend cause I'm a nurse.

do me a large by rianbrob July 13, 2017