cocaine or dildo

Cocaine or Dildo is a game where you choose either or. But the person giving you the option can choose the amount or what ever object used as a dildo.

P1: Bro cocaine or dildo?
P2: Fuck!.... I guess dildo...
P1: Here. Shove this spoon in your ass..
P2: Bro fuck that! Cocaine.
P1: 8 ball up the nose it is!
P2: I aint trying to die wtf.
P1: Fine just dildo the remote down your throat.
P2: ....fuck alright.

by OpalLucy17 March 11, 2018

Dildo legs

An individual with clumsy legs, or actually has dildos for legs.

Run dildo legs. RUN.

by Daniel Porter June 06, 2005

dildo watch

A dildo equipped with a watch so one can always keep track of time while masturbating.

I was almost fired for being late to work due to chronic masturbation until i got dildo watch.

by Tom Mcfillihan August 01, 2008

dildo snob

A person who feels entitled to only the very highest-end dildos that are so costly that the average person could not possibly afford one.

Being a 1 percenter means I can afford to be a total dildo snob and that my ultra-superior total body orgasms are brought on by the very best dildos on the planet!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021

dildo dylan

A name used to describe someone by the name of Dylan, often reserved for the type of Dylan that makes bad decisions on a regular basis.

Oi Dildo Dylan, where's the whip?

by Fuckyoudylan November 25, 2017

sausage dildo

Shitting into a condom, tying it, and using it as a dildo

Honey, I want to try a sausage dildo tonight.

by BigOleBlackCock March 01, 2016

Dildo Water

1. A jar/glass or container of cleaning solution kept typically on one's nightstand to store/disinfect/and clean your dildo. Similar to denture water or how you might see a barber disinfect their shears and combs.

Holy fucking shit! This warm ass beer taste like dildo water!

by benevident July 06, 2013