February 31

A day that has always existed but the government wants to keep hidden

February 31 isn’t a day let it go
Yes, it is the government just wants to keep it a secret

by ThickRickDick January 22, 2021

October 31

It’s kiss/hug your boyfriend day

Girl friend: hey it’s October 31! You know what that means?
Boyfriend: Yea it’s Halloween!
Girlfriend: it’s also kiss/hug your boyfriend day!

*gives boyfriend hug*

by Potato_Hat October 30, 2019

October 31

It is your birthday

Happy birthday, you have crackhead energy, but it’s okay because it’s Halloween

Omg it’s October 31!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANA

by alyahisbetterthanyou October 29, 2019

October 31

It is Halloween and national hug your crush, best freind, or girlfreind day. You can do because they won't know who it is because you will be all dressed up.

Hey come see it's October 31. Eat candy with your crush, best freind, or actual girlfreind.

by DixieDog15 October 29, 2019

Jan 31

National slap ass day

Today is Jan 31 ,slap ass day

by Goatt55k January 25, 2023

February 31

Literally just the 31st day of Fe...wait whaaa????

Crush:Wanna go out?
Random:YESS!!! When?
Crush:Maybe in February 31?
Random:oMg can't wai-HOLD UP

by cheya69420 November 12, 2022

July 31

Fuck your crush day, give them an amazing time!

-Hey guess what
-What
-Its July 31

by Misterurban5712 July 30, 2022