May 28th

Is national eat POTATO day

It’s May 28th…. you know what that means…. POTATO

by HandsomeLlamaTheThird May 27, 2025

November 28th

it’s national show a friend your tits day
so show them those tits mommas!

guy: hey it’s november 28th
girl: tits enter the air

by randompronpeople November 28, 2023

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today

28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug

by RK-800√BOT February 8, 2022

January 28th

National vodka RedBull day

“Hey what you drinking” “well its january 28th... give us a double vodka redbull son”

by Redbull203 January 27, 2022

September 28th

National slap a redhead day!

September 28th is national slap a redhead day!
“hey jeff, i’m going to slap you”
“why?”
“because your hair is red”
*slaps*

by smart.person September 27, 2021

May 28th

National Grab Your Girls Ass Day

Person 1: What are you doing

Person 2: It’s May 28th remember?

Person 1: Oh now I remember, your good

by HogRider7380 May 4, 2022

November 28th

The day where you make your friend look on urban dictionary for 20 minutes...

Me: hey check urban. Bc I’m preparing for November 28th

Suzie: this one?

Me: No!

Me: Check again.

by Logantrollssuzie November 27, 2019