"Bob looked at the calendar, and saw it said 22 January"
"Bob then said, Just my fucking luck and proceeded to take a shit in the bushes outside"
"Bob then said, Just my fucking luck and proceeded to take a shit in the bushes outside"
by Rob_Ertje January 22, 2020
Get the 22 januarymug. by Morganha20 December 21, 2019
Get the Dec 22mug. A special date or occasion when the most beautiful woman gave birth to the only purest boy on Earth. The boy was blessed with a calming voice, pretty smile, wholesome personality, and a great perspective. This occasion might be not known by a lot of people but it is the date remembering the first cry of a great person. People are so thankful for your existence, Kim Seungmin.
Person 1: Can you give me a special date?
Person 2: Sure. September 22.
Person 1: Why September 22?
Person 2: Because that is the birthdate of the greatest person ever existed on Earth!
Person 1: Oh. That is Kim Seungmin, right?
Person 2: Yes! I'm glad you knew about him. Mark your calendar now so we can greet him on September 22.
Person 1: Sure! I'll thank him because he is a real inspiration for me. Kim Seungmin is such s blessing.
Person 2: Sure. September 22.
Person 1: Why September 22?
Person 2: Because that is the birthdate of the greatest person ever existed on Earth!
Person 1: Oh. That is Kim Seungmin, right?
Person 2: Yes! I'm glad you knew about him. Mark your calendar now so we can greet him on September 22.
Person 1: Sure! I'll thank him because he is a real inspiration for me. Kim Seungmin is such s blessing.
by skymeong November 1, 2020
Get the September 22mug. Though numbers pertaining to rules are completely and utterly random some numbers are recognized associated with one rule.
Recognized as a clarification of Rule 21.
Recognized as a clarification of Rule 21.
Person A: Let's say that Rule 34 is 'Trollers always win'
Person B: Hey! Remember Rule 22, man! Rule 34 is always 'If it exists there is porn of it.'
Person B: Hey! Remember Rule 22, man! Rule 34 is always 'If it exists there is porn of it.'
by Iwilakila October 12, 2008
Get the Rule 22mug. Person 1: "Dude, yesterday was the best 4/20 of my life I smoked sooooo much weed how much did you smoke?"
Person 2: "Oh shit I forgot about 4/20, I missed it."
Person 1: "Don't stress man, tomorrow is 4/20 too! Get it? April 22? 4/20 too?"
Person 2: "You're a dumbass."
Person 2: "Oh shit I forgot about 4/20, I missed it."
Person 1: "Don't stress man, tomorrow is 4/20 too! Get it? April 22? 4/20 too?"
Person 2: "You're a dumbass."
by George Queens May 28, 2018
Get the April 22mug. Jason- Hey Bro it’s august 22!
Liam- Oh really what does that mean?
Jason- National Brotherhood day!
Liam- Oh well, happy national brotherhood day bro!
Liam- Oh really what does that mean?
Jason- National Brotherhood day!
Liam- Oh well, happy national brotherhood day bro!
by SportsFan12458 October 20, 2019
Get the August 22mug. Boy: it's October 22
Girl: ok
Boy: give me your hand
*holds hand*
Girl: Aww
*blushes*
*and give her a hug*
Girl: ok
Boy: give me your hand
*holds hand*
Girl: Aww
*blushes*
*and give her a hug*
by 😍💓😉❤ October 16, 2019
Get the October 22mug.