Stop worrying about what people do on Instagram… 

If you don’t fucking like what 20+ year old niggas are doing then unfollow them. Simple as that nigga, don’t worry about their life. Seem like you the one who need to change your mentality….

Why the FUCK you on these niggas dicks for? Stop worrying about what people do on Instagram…

Stop worrying about what people do on Instagram… by Muthafucking mind ya business November 24, 2021

I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass 

A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.

You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.

I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023

Way to go, Ace… 

What your dad tells you growing up, when you fail so bad and that’s his way of recognizing your dumb or clumsy mistake.

*Kid knocks over water at restaurant.
Dad: “Way to go, Ace…”

Way to go, Ace… by The Danvil July 6, 2023

And if you have a minute why don’t we go… 

Lyrics from the greatest song ever created, I’m not talking about the John Lewis version, but the original. On second thought, probably not the greatest song but in the top 3005.

"And if you have a minute why don’t we go…" sang the world as time paused in the aftermath of a new dawn

And if you have a minute why don’t we go… by SahaibP March 9, 2024

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you? 

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you? by Spock* October 26, 2024

1€§2£|3¥~4_…5^\6[<7]>8{!9}?0 

congrats, you got absolutely nothing

*typed 1€§2£|3¥~4_…5^\6<7>8{!9}?0*

1€§2£|3¥~4_…5^\6[<7]>8{!9}?0 by Naufalicious November 30, 2024

aaahh.. uhh..aaa… aaaAAAAaaaa….aa. a.. u..ahh….

that one akward moment for when your right about to sneeze but somehow the sneeze literally just cancels itself for whatever reason

Guy 1 : hey whats up- aaahh.. uhh..aaa… aaaAAAAaaaa….aa. a.. u..ahh….
Guy 2 : dawg what

aaahh.. uhh..aaa… aaaAAAAaaaa….aa. a.. u..ahh…. by a 4-panel comic isnt loss btw February 14, 2026