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dingleberry fisherman 

a man who slides his hand down your asscrack into your anus, and is met with tiny shit crust when he takes his hand out. There are cases where the fisherman is also a dingleberry critic and will proceed to eat the tiny little friends he met
"Oh no! It's that dastardly dingleberry fisherman! Runaway, children get back into school"

"I want a man who isn't afraid to be a bit of a dingleberry fisherman"

"I met a dingleberry fisherman the other day. Now my butthole is mich bigger."

Dingleberry Democrat 

Dingleberry Democrat:
Those that fasten themselves to the ass of Democrat ideology, borne of the feasting on lies and corruption, no brain, bitterly clinging onto the host body, willing to accept and grow anything else coming from the waste-gate. Stubbornly clinging as the namesake John Dingell... he holds the record for longest-serving member of Congress in American history, representing Michigan for more than 59 years.

Different than yellow dog Democrats
Joe listens to the Legacy media and eats everything up insofar as it benefits the Democrat party, he is the definition of a Dingleberry Democrat.

Dingleberry Farmer 

When a guy and girl are 69ing and as the guy eats out the girl he picks the dingleberrys out of her ass.

Dingleberry Shortcake

DingleberryShortcake is the name of a rock music band in central Pennsylvania which covers other bands.
Dingleberry Shortcake will play at a tavern in Hershey, PA on August 29, 2008.

dingleberry face 

A dingleberry face is a person who enjoys hard crusty dingleberries being placed on their face, and then eating them after a certain period of time.

Come here dingleberry face Derek, i want a dingleberry on me right now.
dingleberry face by Derek R. H. December 7, 2006

Dingleberry Mudslide

When one is already suffering from pieces of fecal matter attaching themselves to anal shrubbury (dingleberries) , a warm temperate environment causes ass sweat to form which leads to liqufied dingleberries. Thus forming a dingleberry mudslide. This condition is very unattractive during social and formal events. Anal sex is not recommended.
My grandson's nephew's uncle-in-law's wife's sister's cat's 2nd nephew's cousin's roommate was standing too close to the heater, causing him to have a dingleberry mudslide.